Croftburger Challenge

Those with a history of heart problems, avert your eyes. Legend has it this burger has stopped a man's heart before it even reached his table. After you sign the waiver, sign your last will and testament, and say goodbye to your loved ones, you are locked into the challenge and cannot move from your seat. The burger takes almost an hour to prepare, and is delivered on a silver platter by a procession of the diner's entire staff.

One four-pound monster patty, fatter than your head, layered on a bed of crisp lettuce, tomatoes, and onions, glazed with a sweet and savory teriyaki marinade, and finished off with a drizzle of the house's secret spices and sauces. Slide in a ring of pineapple, some soy sauce, and wasabi paste, and you have the shogun of all burgers: the Croftburger. Finish this beast and pail of Preston's famous fries in 20 minutes without throwing up, and it's free.

Succeed, and your picture is added to the diner's wall of champions. Fail, and your picture is added to the other wall, a wall of shame. Attempt it at your own risk.

Wall of Fame

Harvey Ashina (13:46)


Cailin Andrews (15:58)


Preston Andrews (20:00)

Wall of Shame

[b]Norman Carter[/i]